Did Ya MaMa

Holder/Lea

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There was a crooked man
And he walked a crooked mile
He had a crooked stick
And oh boy how it cramped his style
Did ya MaMa ever tell ya
Them kookie little nursery rhymes

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Supposed to get some water
They stayed up there a long time
Doing what they shouldn't oughta
Did ya MaMa ever tell ya
Them funky little nursery rhymes
And when you got a little older
Did you learn to read between the lines

Chorus
Did ya MaMa ever tell ya
About the A B's and C's
Did she ever tell ya
Bout the birds and the bees
Did ya MaMa ever tell ya
You were brought by the stork
And how you could run before you could walk

Mary had a little lamb
His feet were black as coal
He even followed her to bed
The naughty little soul
Did ya MaMa ever tell ya
Them kookie little nursery rhymes

Little Jacky Horner
Sitting quiet in his corner
How'd he get that name
Doin' what he shouldn't oughta
Did ya MaMa ever tell ya
Them funky little nursery rhymes
And as you got a little older
Did you learn to read between the lines

Chorus
Did ya MaMa ever tell ya
About the A B's and C's
Did she ever tell ya
Bout the birds and the bees
Did ya MaMa ever tell ya
You were brought by the stork
And how you could run before you could walk

Solo

How about that olde lady
Who was living in a shoe
She had so many children
She knew how and what to do
Did ya MaMa ever tell ya
Them kookie little nursery rhymes
And when you got a little older
Did you learn to read between the lines

Chorus
Did ya MaMa ever tell ya
About the A B's and C's
Did she ever tell ya
Bout the birds and the bees
Did ya MaMa ever tell ya
You were brought by the stork
And how you could run
How you could run
How you could run
Before you could walk