Got the Monday mornin' feel Yeah, yeah, yeah
Monday wasn't really real Yeah, yeah, Oh
Lying on a naked bed Yeah, yeah, yeah
With an Alka Seltzer head Yeah, yeah

Oh, Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street
Talkin' 'bout Lu what ya gon' do?
And I feel so bad
Have you ever been had?
I'll dry out sweet Lucy

Took an early morning shower Yeah, yeah, yeah
Well, I wasted 'bout half an hour Yeah, yeah
I heard the ringing of the bell Yeah, yeah, yeah
It's Lucy with the cleaning towel Yeah, yeah
Oh, I'm feelin' like the Sunday Times Yeah, yeah, yeah
A Southern Californian wine Yeah, yeah
oh Lucy kicked me in the hole Yeah, yeah, yeah
a Tennis worth of achin' bones Ooh-ooh

Oh Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street
Lord, Lu what ya gon' do?
I feel so bad
Have you ever been had?
Got a dose from sweet Lucy

Oh Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street
Talkin bout Lu what ya gon' do?
Oh and I feeling so bad
Have you ever been had?
Oh by Lu sweet Lucy